The Commish
of suspected sex havers
The Ledger
Hall of Shame
Grudge Matrix
Seasons
Records Book
The Suspects
Draft Room
PERMANENT RECORD
NOTHING EXPIRES
THE PLAQUES ARE ENGRAVED, BOYS
Permanent record · nothing expires
Hall of Shame
every plaque engraved at the league office · brass polished nightly
Worst Weeks
lowest scores ever recorded
Week 12 · 2025
Crusty Sock
51.92 — career low
Leolisk
Week 11 · 2025
59.74
JMaan
Week 5 · 2025
74.50
Leolisk
Week 4 · 2023
78.90
DDoss
Week 6 · 2025
81.20
DDoss
Bench Tragedies
points donated to the pine
Week 6 · 2024
Fined
131.20 left riding pine
Leolisk
Week 8 · 2024
129.14 left riding pine
Leolisk
Week 1 · 2024
128.48 left riding pine
Dotes
Week 9 · 2024
123.68 left riding pine
Leolisk
Week 2 · 2024
120.32 left riding pine
Leolisk
Heartbreaks
closest losses · still losses
Week 8 · 2024
Deceased
Lost by 0.08
Leolisk
Week 2 · 2023
Lost by 0.08
Dotes
Week 14 · 2023
Lost by 0.84
Leolisk
Week 15 · 2024
Lost by 0.86
Leolisk
Week 6 · 2025
Lost by 3.24
Dotes
Projection Faceplants
projected vs. actual
Week 10 · 2024
-62.50 under projection
DDoss
Week 7 · 2024
-61.13 under projection
DDoss
Week 4 · 2023
-57.78 under projection
DDoss
Week 1 · 2024
-49.69 under projection
Dotes
Week 12 · 2024
-48.82 under projection
DDoss