RE: Conduct detrimental to the league. DDoss, the league office has officially reviewed your Week 17 film and concluded that getting dumpstered by 152.0 points is an act of gross negligence. Putting up a limp 249.1 points while JMaan dropped 401.1 on your forehead is completely unacceptable, bud. You earned the Crusty Sock so thoroughly that your wife probably needs to sign a liability waiver before letting you back in the house. Meanwhile, Leolisk staged a total bench tragedy by leaving 91.0 points on his pine. You lost by 17.82 points to Dotes because you lack fundamental roster awareness, you absolute donkey. Imagine letting a stone-cold sober 4-12 bottom-feeder take your lunch money because you couldn't figure out who to start. JMaan finishes the regular season at 13-3, which means we'll be forced to hear about his self-graded greatness until the end of time. You're all a disgrace to football. Give your balls a tug. Regards, The Commish of Suspected Sex Havers, League Office.
Season 2025 · Week 15 complete
The Ledger
4 teams · 0 dignity · every number is a receipt
Standings
updated weekly, sadly| # | Team | W-L | PF | Bench Left | Pts Wasted* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Saquon Deez Nuts (JMaan) | 10-4 | 2274.96 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 2 | Dosstradamus (DDoss) | 7-7 | 1944.40 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 3 | Team coitus haver (Dotes) | 7-7 | 1868.18 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 4 | Big Sock Brock (Leolisk) | 4-10 | 1718.38 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
*points your optimal lineup scored that you didn't. It's a skill issue.
Nice Watch
69 sightings · all time| Yr | Wk | Team | Value | Context |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | 2 | JMaan | 6.90niceee | A.J. Brown |
| 2023 | 7 | Leolisk | 6.90niceee | Cooper Kupp |
| 2023 | 17 | Dotes | 6.90niceee | Alvin Kamara |
| 2024 | 3 | JMaan | 6.90niceee | Jaxon Smith-Njigba |
| 2024 | 11 | Leolisk | 6.90niceee | DeVonta Smith |
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